Leigh

I'm about to say a statement that sounds like something my bosses might say but is 110% truthful. I am fine. I had to order a new journal, because mine was eaten by a dragon over hols.

Herbridean Blacks will bloody well eat anything.

I'm sorry, since it seemed like a crap time to be quieter than usual.

Anything I bloody say right now seems like not enough.

( Band & Liegh )

I swear you lot are getting off on all the heart attacks you're causing by just popping up in random places on these journals.

I have found a useful purpose for these, since I can now boss you around without seeing you.

Herman I've picked up a gift for your parents' anniversary next week. I'll bring it by tomorrow. Myron, your sister's birthday is in two days. Figured I would remind you again.

You all have a photo shoot tomorrow. Ten AM. Please, do not be hungover, and please be on time, but if I have to come get you please don't be naked in your flat. Later there's a charity auction for developing a children's library in Hogsmeade. You all said you'd sign something to put on sale. It was a while back so I don't expect you to remember.

You have a light day.

Now I'm going to sleep. Please do not owl if Merton someone gets their head stuck in a vase.